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Here comes the misery, yeah yeahComing back to make me pay, yeah yeahI wanted you haunting me, but not just yetGive the memories time to blossom into regretYou come to my house,I don’t know what you’re talking aboutI owe you nothing,I owe you nothing,You say you need friends or somethingJust shut up,I’m feeling guilty,Get away from me I’m thinkingNo way this againYou come and stand and face me,You’re betrayedLike I should say something or ask you to stayAnd now you’re gonna go all girlie on meYou always left me wanting,Now I want you to leave
You can talk about the things that you say you left behindWhile you lead me down dark alleys in the ghettos of your mindYou’ve got that look on your face,That I could never comprehendAnywayFuck you waste my timeAnd tell me that you’re broken hearted nowA long way back to where you’ve beenYou cry alone, martyrs aloneHere comes the misery, yeah yeahComing back to make me pay, once againI wanted you haunting me, but not just yetYou better go before I do something I regretYou can run,Call the cops,Cry your eyes out,Give them the lotYou can say I marked your face,But you do these things to yourself anywayI can never be with you,This is over, this is over, this is overHey, hey, hey

Here comes the misery, yeah yeah
Coming back to make me pay, yeah yeah
I wanted you haunting me, but not just yet
Give the memories time to blossom into regret

You come to my house,
I don’t know what you’re talking about
I owe you nothing,
I owe you nothing,
You say you need friends or something
Just shut up,
I’m feeling guilty,
Get away from me I’m thinking
No way this again

You come and stand and face me,
You’re betrayed
Like I should say something or ask you to stay
And now you’re gonna go all girlie on me
You always left me wanting,
Now I want you to leave

You can talk about the things that you say you left behind
While you lead me down dark alleys in the ghettos of your mind
You’ve got that look on your face,
That I could never comprehend
Anyway

Fuck you waste my time
And tell me that you’re broken hearted now
A long way back to where you’ve been
You cry alone, martyrs alone

Here comes the misery, yeah yeah
Coming back to make me pay, once again
I wanted you haunting me, but not just yet
You better go before I do something I regret

You can run,
Call the cops,
Cry your eyes out,
Give them the lot
You can say I marked your face,
But you do these things to yourself anyway
I can never be with you,
This is over, this is over, this is over
Hey, hey, hey

There’s a time for livingTime keeps on flyingThink you’re loving babyBut all your doing is crying[CHORUS:]Can you feelAre those feelings realLook at your game, girlLook at your game, girlWhat a mad delusionLiving in that confusionFrustration and doubtCan you ever live without the gameThe sad, sad gameMad gameJust to say loves’ not enoughIf it can’t be trueOh, you can tell those lies baby but you’re only fooling you[CHORUS]Can you feelI know those feelings ain’t realThen you better stop tryingOr you’re gonna play cryingStop tryingOr you’re gonna play cryingStop tryingThat’s the gameSad sad gameMad gameSad game
— Guns ‘n roses: Look at your game, girl.

There’s a time for living
Time keeps on flying
Think you’re loving baby
But all your doing is crying

[CHORUS:]

Can you feel
Are those feelings real
Look at your game, girl
Look at your game, girl

What a mad delusion
Living in that confusion
Frustration and doubt
Can you ever live without the game

The sad, sad game
Mad game
Just to say loves’ not enough
If it can’t be true
Oh, you can tell those lies baby but you’re only fooling you

[CHORUS]

Can you feel
I know those feelings ain’t real
Then you better stop trying
Or you’re gonna play crying
Stop trying
Or you’re gonna play crying
Stop trying

That’s the game
Sad sad game
Mad game
Sad game

— Guns ‘n roses: Look at your game, girl.

Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride there’s room in my wagon, it’s parked right outside we can cruise down Robbert Street all night long but I think I’ll just rape you and kill you instead Diane, Diane, Diane I hear there’s a party at lake Cove It would be so much esier if I drove We could check it out, we could go and see Come on take a ride with me Diane, Diane, Diane We lay down together for a while I put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile you’re the cutest Girl I’ve ever seen in my life but it’s over now and with my knife Diane, Diane, Diane 
— Therapy?

Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride 
there’s room in my wagon, it’s parked right outside 
we can cruise down Robbert Street all night long 
but I think I’ll just rape you and kill you instead 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

I hear there’s a party at lake Cove 
It would be so much esier if I drove 
We could check it out, we could go and see 
Come on take a ride with me 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

We lay down together for a while 
I put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile 
you’re the cutest Girl I’ve ever seen in my life 
but it’s over now and with my knife 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

— Therapy?


Your daddy works in pornoNow that mommy’s not aroundShe used to love her heroine But now she’s underground So you stay out late at night And you do your coke for free Drivin’ your friends crazy With your life’s insanityWell, well, well you just can’t tellWell, well, well my MichelleSowin’ all your wild oats In another’s luxuries Yesterday was TuesdayMaybe Thursday you can sleepBut school starts much too early And this hotel wasn’t free So party till your connection calls Honey I’ll return the keys Chorus:Well, well, well you just can’t tell Well, well, well my Michelle Well, well, well you never can tell Well, well, well my Michelle Evryone needs love You know that it’s true Someday you’ll find someone That’ll fall in love with youBut oh the time it takesWhen you’re all alone Someday you’ll find someoneThat you can call your own But till then ya better…Now you’re clean And so discreetI won’t say a word But most of all this song is trueCase you haven’t heardSo c’mon and stop your cryin’‘Cause we both now money burnsHoney don’t stop tryin’;An’ you’ll get what you deserve 
— Guns ‘n Roses

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy’s not around
She used to love her heroine 
But now she’s underground 
So you stay out late at night 
And you do your coke for free 
Drivin’ your friends crazy 
With your life’s insanity

Well, well, well you just can’t tell
Well, well, well my Michelle

Sowin’ all your wild oats 
In another’s luxuries 
Yesterday was Tuesday
Maybe Thursday you can sleep
But school starts much too early 
And this hotel wasn’t free 
So party till your connection calls 
Honey I’ll return the keys 

Chorus:
Well, well, well you just can’t tell 
Well, well, well my Michelle 
Well, well, well you never can tell 
Well, well, well my Michelle 

Evryone needs love 
You know that it’s true 
Someday you’ll find someone 
That’ll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you’re all alone 
Someday you’ll find someone
That you can call your own 
But till then ya better…

Now you’re clean 
And so discreet
I won’t say a word 
But most of all this song is true
Case you haven’t heard
So c’mon and stop your cryin’
‘Cause we both now money burns
Honey don’t stop tryin’;
An’ you’ll get what you deserve 

— Guns ‘n Roses

You been bad
Don’t do what I say.You don’t listen.And you never obey.Try to teach you.But you just won’t be good.You won’t behave the wayA big girl should.It’s time to give the whip a crack.I’m gonna have to send you back toBitch School.Bitch School.You’re a beauty.You’re the best of your breed.You’re a handful.And I know what you need.You need training.Gonna bring you to heel.I’m gonna break you with my will of steel.Discipline’s my middle name.And no one comes back the same fromBitch School.Bitch School.No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.You think my bark’s bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.You got problems.You whine and you beg.When I’m busy,You wanna dance with my leg.I’m gonna chain you.Make you sleep out of doors.You’re so fetching when you’re down on all fours.And when you hear your master,You will come a little faster, thanks toBitch School.
— Spinal Tap

You been bad

Don’t do what I say.
You don’t listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won’t be good.
You won’t behave the way
A big girl should.
It’s time to give the whip a crack.
I’m gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
You’re a beauty.
You’re the best of your breed.
You’re a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I’m gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline’s my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark’s bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.
You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I’m busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I’m gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You’re so fetching when you’re down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.

— Spinal Tap