Hipstamatic Erotica

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The way you shake it, I can’t believe itI ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingI don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be trueI ain’t never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingThe way she moves she’s like a belly dancerShe’s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, IThink someones at the doorBut I don’t think I’m gonna answerPolice saying “freeze”Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?Please, I’m a human being, I have needsI’m not done, not till I’m finish peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI’m already on my kneesI can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for meAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, peeYes, I make r&b, I sing song it goRing-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddIf I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgiveFor I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away with anything I sing, you will love it[Chorus]Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like thatEverytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goesDoing, doing, doingMary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my pop cornPolice saying “freeze”Doing doing doingWhat do you mean freeze?Geez, I just got my seatI have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zippedPlease do not remove me from this movie theater pleaseI did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower sceneI didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be freeFree, yes, free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand[Chorus]Hilary Duff is not quite old enough soI ain’t never seen a butt like thatMaybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingThe way she moves she dances like a go-goIn that video she sings get out your bozoI need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJoPolice saying “freeze”Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranchI just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of theseHere, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of thisNobody is safe from me, no not even meI don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, peeOn the radio, but I think I didJanet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a titPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddI don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quickGet to the chopper, everybody get outI am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down[Chorus]So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?I ain’t never seen an ass like thatCuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingWhat the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) 
— Eminem

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think I’m gonna answer
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying “freeze”
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) 

— Eminem