Hipstamatic Erotica

Here comes the misery, yeah yeah
Coming back to make me pay, yeah yeah
I wanted you haunting me, but not just yet
Give the memories time to blossom into regret

You come to my house,
I don’t know what you’re talking about
I owe you nothing,
I owe you nothing,
You say you need friends or something
Just shut up,
I’m feeling guilty,
Get away from me I’m thinking
No way this again

You come and stand and face me,
You’re betrayed
Like I should say something or ask you to stay
And now you’re gonna go all girlie on me
You always left me wanting,
Now I want you to leave

You can talk about the things that you say you left behind
While you lead me down dark alleys in the ghettos of your mind
You’ve got that look on your face,
That I could never comprehend
Anyway

Fuck you waste my time
And tell me that you’re broken hearted now
A long way back to where you’ve been
You cry alone, martyrs alone

Here comes the misery, yeah yeah
Coming back to make me pay, once again
I wanted you haunting me, but not just yet
You better go before I do something I regret

You can run,
Call the cops,
Cry your eyes out,
Give them the lot
You can say I marked your face,
But you do these things to yourself anyway
I can never be with you,
This is over, this is over, this is over
Hey, hey, hey

See a man about a mule???

Glass dildo

Pretty tied up…

You been bad

Don’t do what I say.
You don’t listen.
And you never obey.
Try to teach you.
But you just won’t be good.
You won’t behave the way
A big girl should.
It’s time to give the whip a crack.
I’m gonna have to send you back to
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
You’re a beauty.
You’re the best of your breed.
You’re a handful.
And I know what you need.
You need training.
Gonna bring you to heel.
I’m gonna break you with my will of steel.
Discipline’s my middle name.
And no one comes back the same from
Bitch School.
Bitch School.
No more sniffling strangers, or running free at night.
You think my bark’s bad, honey - wait till you feel my bite.
You got problems.
You whine and you beg.
When I’m busy,
You wanna dance with my leg.
I’m gonna chain you.
Make you sleep out of doors.
You’re so fetching when you’re down on all fours.
And when you hear your master,
You will come a little faster, thanks to
Bitch School.

— Spinal Tap

Thitima