Hipstamatic Erotica

See a man about a mule???

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Glass dildo

Pretty tied up in boots..

Pretty tied up…

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There’s a time for living
Time keeps on flying
Think you’re loving baby
But all your doing is crying

[CHORUS:]

Can you feel
Are those feelings real
Look at your game, girl
Look at your game, girl

What a mad delusion
Living in that confusion
Frustration and doubt
Can you ever live without the game

The sad, sad game
Mad game
Just to say loves’ not enough
If it can’t be true
Oh, you can tell those lies baby but you’re only fooling you

[CHORUS]

Can you feel
I know those feelings ain’t real
Then you better stop trying
Or you’re gonna play crying
Stop trying
Or you’re gonna play crying
Stop trying

That’s the game
Sad sad game
Mad game
Sad game

— Guns ‘n roses: Look at your game, girl.

You'll find me in a Berlin bar
In a corner, brooding
You know that I go very quiet
When I am listening to you
There's something special indeed
In all the places where I've seen you shine, boy
There's something very real in how I feel, honey
(Chorus)
It's in me, it's in me-and you know it's for real
Tuning in your saxophone
Doo-ba-doo-ba-doo
The candle is burning over your shoulder

Is throwing shadows on your saxophone
A surly lady in tremor
The stars that climb from her bowels
Those stars make towers on vowels
You'll never know that you had all of me
You'll never see the poetry you've stirred in me
Of all the stars I've seen that shine so brightly
I've never known or felt, in myself, so rightly

-- Kate Bush

The way you shake it, I can’t believe it
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

I don’t believe it, it’s almost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she’s like a belly dancer
She’s shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I don’t think I’m gonna answer
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not till I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I’m already on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it

[Chorus]

Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin’
Nick I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they’re getting older, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying “freeze”
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don’t treat me like I’m pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer’s with Michael, he’s too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you’ll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

[Chorus]

Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I’ll say ass and she’ll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying “freeze”
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down

[Chorus]

So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain’t never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing

What the fuck is wrong with you? (ha!) 

— Eminem

Hey little girl, wanna go for a ride 
there’s room in my wagon, it’s parked right outside 
we can cruise down Robbert Street all night long 
but I think I’ll just rape you and kill you instead 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

I hear there’s a party at lake Cove 
It would be so much esier if I drove 
We could check it out, we could go and see 
Come on take a ride with me 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

We lay down together for a while 
I put all your clothes in a nice neat little pile 
you’re the cutest Girl I’ve ever seen in my life 
but it’s over now and with my knife 

Diane, Diane, Diane 

— Therapy?